Thats right bitches, its St. Patricks Day weekend. Rog sent me a card, so its now official. Never mind that I had to request vacation for the weekend, or that some of the gays that I call compadre's are dropping out, but I'm getting off work early and I'm getting all sorts of Irish. I was brainstorming about good St. Pat's day t-shirt ideas (mostly for the ladies), and I figured I'd write some of the best ones down here, so I could read them later and laugh about them.
- Kiss me or I'll roofie your drink
- Kiss me or I'll tell everyone you're gay
- Kiss me I'm braugh-less
- Kiss me I'm on the pill
- Kiss me, I'm asymptomatic
- I'm HIV-positive you want to kiss me
- Kiss me (RU) 486 times.
- Plan B is my Plan A. Kiss me.
And my favorite:
- I don't have morals, but I do have Plan B. Kiss me.
If I find a woman wearing any of those sayings tomorrow, she better watch out, cause Glenn is rolling strapped. Plan for the weekend:
4pm: Off work, heading home
4:10: Pants off, beer open
6pm: Shamrock and Roll and Lucious B. Jacksons. The continuation of the debatchury of the past years Shamrock and Roll from Boston, but with a gayer, more married feel in the heart of Tysons corner.
8pm: Catch the train. I'm holding a one way ticket to Blackout City, USA.
~10pm - 4am: Pass out. Hopefully indoors. Maybe with a bed. We'll see.
Saturday:
9am: First beer of the day. Delicious!
10am: Kegs and eggs with Phil and Denny. Apparently there will be ladies, but with those two throwing the party, I don't expect much.
12pm - undetermined: Shamrockfest, VIP style.
I already have a serious semi just reading about the itinerary. Check back Sunday. I'll take the plan and put what actually happened, hopefully with photographic evidence. Watch out ladies, here I come.
Friday, March 14, 2008
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Top Chef and an injured roommate
Sitting on my couch, Scott's parent are here and hes passed out in the lazy boy next to me with a surgically repaired ACL. This injury might be the best thing that has happened to me in a while. His parents brought more food than this apartment has ever seen, including sacks of potatoes, a ton of canned goods, and Costco sized meat. Mrs. Spicoli made an amazing pork dish tonight, with a side of potatoes and corn. For dessert, banana pudding, with marshmallows. I'm happy that Dave's surgery went well, but I'm even happier about all this food! Too bad we are in a weigh in week for the weight loss competition, but I just can't pass this opportunity up.
Tonight starts a new season of Top Chef too. I can't believe I'm going to watch another 12 weeks of Bravo, after the finale of Project Runway last week. I'm not sure what qualifies me for a GLBT scholarship for school, but I have to think this is one of the qualifications.
12 days until I find out from UVA. I think I'm going crazy...
Tonight starts a new season of Top Chef too. I can't believe I'm going to watch another 12 weeks of Bravo, after the finale of Project Runway last week. I'm not sure what qualifies me for a GLBT scholarship for school, but I have to think this is one of the qualifications.12 days until I find out from UVA. I think I'm going crazy...
Friday, March 7, 2008
Fantasy Baseball
Getting ready for the fantasy draft tomorrow morning, I'm going to put all the links I need here.
Top 20 Rookies
Reliever rankings
Fantasy Baseball Cafe
Fantasy Sports Information Links
Middle Relief:
Sport Fanatics (with holds projections)
Fox Sports Rankings
Bulls Eye (Not great, they have a few)
Top 20 Rookies
Reliever rankings
Fantasy Baseball Cafe
Fantasy Sports Information Links
Middle Relief:
Sport Fanatics (with holds projections)
Fox Sports Rankings
Bulls Eye (Not great, they have a few)
Thursday, March 6, 2008
The Man-chure
Here it is, the hottest listing of single men in Washington DC since the Declaration of Independence. This updated listing included bios of each of the eligible bachelors, so that you ladies don't just treat us men like pieces of meat and really get to know us before deciding which of us you would like to take to your bedroom.
With that said, ladies... eat your hearts out.
Name: Glenn Freshman
Penis Comparison: An adult mens softball bat, but a little wider at the base
About Me: Glenn Freshman is a highly successful professional who hasn't let go of his childlike wonderment and playful nature. He enjoys crisp fall days, snuggling, and HJ's, and hates non-babe babes. Glenn had a particularly long cold streak with the ladies, and thankfully recently found the magical pill of science known as rufies. Glenn looks for women whose proclivity to drink themselves to the point of finding anyone attractive and low self esteem make the perfect combination to allow Glenn to swoop in.
Name: Roger O'Reily, aka Buch Daddy aka Lots of Speculations aka BMOB
Nicknames: The Rog, Jesus Christ (in bed. As in "Jesus Christ, that was amazing!")
About Me: Roger was born in Japan and at the tender age of 3 months moved to the mean streets of Harlem. Here he learned the art of slinging rocks and developed a love of rhythm and blues music at the Apollo Theater and later other stops along the chitlin' circuit. The Rog went on to attend JMU majoring in bullshit and figuring out how to not do work yet convince people you did something great. This degree gave him more free time to pursue other interests which include building forts, sleeping in tents and watching movies wrapped in a teddy bear blanket while drinking chocolate milk. He now works for a large consulting firm as a Network and Risk Analyst where a little of his sole dies everyday. Upon meeting the Rog the risk of you falling in love with him is 100%.
Name: Scott Spicoli
Best bedtime move: The French Tickle
About Me: Scott, a native of Emerald Isle, North Carolina and Virginia Beach, never left his love for sand and sun behind when he moved to Arlington. He can be most often seen with flip flops, sunglasses, and a visor, hanging out in kids playgrounds, because he says "that's where the best sand is, plus I'm scouting out the milfs." Scott works as a government consultant, allowing himself plenty of time to tan and nap, and points out that with his extra 6 hours of sleep a day and limited work requirements, he can focus on a woman's needs 110% (he defines a woman's needs as cleaning supplies, ingredients to cook dinner, and water based lubricant). Scott is a Virgo, and would love to get you under the moon and stars and have his way with you.
Name: Scooter
Who would win in a fight, Joe Gibbs or God? Thats a trick question - Joe Gibbs is God.
About Me: There isnt much that amazing face can't say, but to not seem shallow, I'll list a few selling points to get your panties a little moist:
1. I have dreamy blue eyes, not that I know but I have been told so
2. I am in the top five, at least, as best kisser on the east coast
3. I have great dance moves
4. I dated a very hot girl in college, therefore she must have seen something attractive in me. Therefore, other hot girls must be able to find something also attractive about me.
Name: Kev
Lifetime Achievement: Finished an 80oz Utz pretzel container full of beer through two straws put together
About Me: I'm a simple man. I love the Redskins. I drink American beer. I tape caps hockey games on VHS and rewatch them. My work involves physical labor, and I'm good at it. I can kill a man with my bare hands, and I can please a woman with any part of my body. If you have a screw you need turned or a hole you need plugged, I'm your guy. Also, I cry alone in the bathroom sometimes. Come play with my rubix cube and untrap me from the puzzle that is my feelings.
Name: Phil McSorley
AKA: Leppy the Leprechaun
About Me: Phil, a native of the Washington area, is finishing his first year at MD Law. He lives in downtown DC and thoroughly enjoys going to pubs, not clubs. He hates long walks on the beach, but enjoys spooning after sex. Phil enjoys dominating bottles of red wine during the week, and punishing Miller Lites on the weekend. He believes a girls best feature (after her personality) is her butt.
Name: Denny
Former profession: Denny was the penis that they made dildo molds from.
About Me: Denny, a JMU grad, is an environmental scientist and attends grad school at Johns Hopkins. His interests include volunteering with disabled children and saving little puppies. Denny thrives at most all games, particularly yard and drinking varieties. In his spare time, Denny enjoys attending parties, shin digs, bru-ha-has, and other social engagements. Denny maintains a outwardly respectable appearance, but has a naughty streak behind closed doors.
With that said, ladies... eat your hearts out.
Name: Glenn Freshman
Penis Comparison: An adult mens softball bat, but a little wider at the base
About Me: Glenn Freshman is a highly successful professional who hasn't let go of his childlike wonderment and playful nature. He enjoys crisp fall days, snuggling, and HJ's, and hates non-babe babes. Glenn had a particularly long cold streak with the ladies, and thankfully recently found the magical pill of science known as rufies. Glenn looks for women whose proclivity to drink themselves to the point of finding anyone attractive and low self esteem make the perfect combination to allow Glenn to swoop in.
Name: Roger O'Reily, aka Buch Daddy aka Lots of Speculations aka BMOB
Nicknames: The Rog, Jesus Christ (in bed. As in "Jesus Christ, that was amazing!")
About Me: Roger was born in Japan and at the tender age of 3 months moved to the mean streets of Harlem. Here he learned the art of slinging rocks and developed a love of rhythm and blues music at the Apollo Theater and later other stops along the chitlin' circuit. The Rog went on to attend JMU majoring in bullshit and figuring out how to not do work yet convince people you did something great. This degree gave him more free time to pursue other interests which include building forts, sleeping in tents and watching movies wrapped in a teddy bear blanket while drinking chocolate milk. He now works for a large consulting firm as a Network and Risk Analyst where a little of his sole dies everyday. Upon meeting the Rog the risk of you falling in love with him is 100%.
Name: Scott Spicoli
Best bedtime move: The French Tickle
About Me: Scott, a native of Emerald Isle, North Carolina and Virginia Beach, never left his love for sand and sun behind when he moved to Arlington. He can be most often seen with flip flops, sunglasses, and a visor, hanging out in kids playgrounds, because he says "that's where the best sand is, plus I'm scouting out the milfs." Scott works as a government consultant, allowing himself plenty of time to tan and nap, and points out that with his extra 6 hours of sleep a day and limited work requirements, he can focus on a woman's needs 110% (he defines a woman's needs as cleaning supplies, ingredients to cook dinner, and water based lubricant). Scott is a Virgo, and would love to get you under the moon and stars and have his way with you.
Name: Scooter
Who would win in a fight, Joe Gibbs or God? Thats a trick question - Joe Gibbs is God.
About Me: There isnt much that amazing face can't say, but to not seem shallow, I'll list a few selling points to get your panties a little moist:
1. I have dreamy blue eyes, not that I know but I have been told so
2. I am in the top five, at least, as best kisser on the east coast
3. I have great dance moves
4. I dated a very hot girl in college, therefore she must have seen something attractive in me. Therefore, other hot girls must be able to find something also attractive about me.
Name: Kev
Lifetime Achievement: Finished an 80oz Utz pretzel container full of beer through two straws put together
About Me: I'm a simple man. I love the Redskins. I drink American beer. I tape caps hockey games on VHS and rewatch them. My work involves physical labor, and I'm good at it. I can kill a man with my bare hands, and I can please a woman with any part of my body. If you have a screw you need turned or a hole you need plugged, I'm your guy. Also, I cry alone in the bathroom sometimes. Come play with my rubix cube and untrap me from the puzzle that is my feelings.
Name: Phil McSorleyAKA: Leppy the Leprechaun
About Me: Phil, a native of the Washington area, is finishing his first year at MD Law. He lives in downtown DC and thoroughly enjoys going to pubs, not clubs. He hates long walks on the beach, but enjoys spooning after sex. Phil enjoys dominating bottles of red wine during the week, and punishing Miller Lites on the weekend. He believes a girls best feature (after her personality) is her butt.
Name: Denny
Former profession: Denny was the penis that they made dildo molds from.
About Me: Denny, a JMU grad, is an environmental scientist and attends grad school at Johns Hopkins. His interests include volunteering with disabled children and saving little puppies. Denny thrives at most all games, particularly yard and drinking varieties. In his spare time, Denny enjoys attending parties, shin digs, bru-ha-has, and other social engagements. Denny maintains a outwardly respectable appearance, but has a naughty streak behind closed doors.
Sunday, March 2, 2008
Caps Lose... Again
We need to stop going to the Caps games. After we went to the 2-1 overtime loss last Sunday, we were treated to a 3-2 loss in regulation last night. So far this season, I'm 0-2. Not a great
streak. Everyone did have a good time though. Before the game, Feeney, Allison and I went to the Barra preseason party and picked up our sweet 2008 Barra jerseys. After the game, everyone went to Hooters, met up with Phil, Denny, and Skylar, and watched UFC 82, with no cover charge to get in.
Picked up a few more records and set up the player yesterday. For $30 bucks, I got Elvis' Gold Records, Volumes 1-2 and 3-4, Paul Simon's self titled album, Elton John's Greatest Hits, and Cat Stevens' Teaser and the Firecat. I also set up the system, and it sounds great. The links are of course to Amazon CD's, if anyone knows of a good used lp site I'd love to hear about it.
streak. Everyone did have a good time though. Before the game, Feeney, Allison and I went to the Barra preseason party and picked up our sweet 2008 Barra jerseys. After the game, everyone went to Hooters, met up with Phil, Denny, and Skylar, and watched UFC 82, with no cover charge to get in.Picked up a few more records and set up the player yesterday. For $30 bucks, I got Elvis' Gold Records, Volumes 1-2 and 3-4, Paul Simon's self titled album, Elton John's Greatest Hits, and Cat Stevens' Teaser and the Firecat. I also set up the system, and it sounds great. The links are of course to Amazon CD's, if anyone knows of a good used lp site I'd love to hear about it.
Saturday, March 1, 2008
Blog Tips
Quick post - check the sweet browser icon. Thats Glenn at his hottest. Found a pretty sweet blog to help make this thing even more magical.
Also, so I don't have to search for it anymore - the background color pallete is HEX: #CAF99B RGB: 202, 249, 155.
Also, so I don't have to search for it anymore - the background color pallete is HEX: #CAF99B RGB: 202, 249, 155.
March!
Working on Saturday after a long ass week, with a hangover. I need to start living a life of 366 angles and not 1 angle - staring at this computer screen. Anyway, I get to go home and have fun in a few hours, with my new record player. I ended up buying the Audio-Technica from amazon.com for $199, with free shipping. I ordered it on Thursday, it got here Friday. Sweet free one day shipping. I've got three albums to play around with, but from searching online I found a few cool record sites, the best being Aural Exploits and InSound. I picked up the Juno soundtrack on vinyl, but that was mostly for the cover art, and I'm thinking about picking up the entire Iron and Wine catalog. Two really cool things about buying vinyl: a) you get a free download of the entire album online, and b) there are usually a bunch of extra tracks you cant hear other than on the LP. Sufjan Stevens, Iron and Wine, and a few others all have bonus tracks that are vinyl only. The one other LP I'm definitely going to pick up is Sufjan's Seven Swans, one of my favorite albums ever.
So the record player hasn't taken up my entire life, but it is probably the most interesting. I went to the Caps game last Sunday, and got the box for tonight, with a similar crowd of characters: Glenn, the Rog, Scott, the dynamic team of Scooter and Kev, plus a few Maryland guys and Feeney and his woman. Also got the box for tonight, which is a pretty sweet deal. I still need to pick up a jersey, but I'm not sure I'm going to have time today.
A lot from the Madison rugby front too. I'll take most of what I wrote to the alums and repost it, but there is some great news about the scholarship and the current team. The Luis de Souza Pinto Scholarship endowment
was created December 20th, and in a little over 2 months we have raised $19,070 towards the required $25,000 to begin to award the scholarship. I received a note from the JMU planned giving office saying they were getting gifts nearly everyday, which provides the current team great exposure (in a positive light this time), and shows how dedicated the alumni are to the school and the current team. The scholarship is also highlighted on the USA Rugby website, under college scholarships. Crazy. The team was also awarded a kit from the National Guard, which, according to USA rugby, is "valued at thousands of dollars". The kit includes jerseys, shorts, headgear, balls, goal post pads, and a ton of training equipment.
The highlight of my week was hanging out with Coach Holmes, who gave me the news that the team is off to a 2-0 start this spring season, with wins over Longwood and VCU 73-17 and 55-17. He said the schedule gets tougher, but the team is showing depth and seems to have their act together. He also let me know that the Madison Rugby website has been updated and has listed all practices, games and tournaments. The team is even filming games and putting them on YouTube, complete with instant replays. I put links to the two current games below - there is film of a few great hits. One really funny thing Holmes pointed out - Slutty Matt only made one kick, and they just kept using the same footage after every try. When the team switched sides, they just flipped the image, so it looks like he is kicking left footed. Idiots.
Links to Game Videos:
Longwood, pt. 1
Longwood, pt. 2
Longwood, pt. 3
VCU, pt. 1
VCU, pt. 2
VCU, pt. 3
VCU, pt. 4
So the record player hasn't taken up my entire life, but it is probably the most interesting. I went to the Caps game last Sunday, and got the box for tonight, with a similar crowd of characters: Glenn, the Rog, Scott, the dynamic team of Scooter and Kev, plus a few Maryland guys and Feeney and his woman. Also got the box for tonight, which is a pretty sweet deal. I still need to pick up a jersey, but I'm not sure I'm going to have time today.
A lot from the Madison rugby front too. I'll take most of what I wrote to the alums and repost it, but there is some great news about the scholarship and the current team. The Luis de Souza Pinto Scholarship endowment
was created December 20th, and in a little over 2 months we have raised $19,070 towards the required $25,000 to begin to award the scholarship. I received a note from the JMU planned giving office saying they were getting gifts nearly everyday, which provides the current team great exposure (in a positive light this time), and shows how dedicated the alumni are to the school and the current team. The scholarship is also highlighted on the USA Rugby website, under college scholarships. Crazy. The team was also awarded a kit from the National Guard, which, according to USA rugby, is "valued at thousands of dollars". The kit includes jerseys, shorts, headgear, balls, goal post pads, and a ton of training equipment.The highlight of my week was hanging out with Coach Holmes, who gave me the news that the team is off to a 2-0 start this spring season, with wins over Longwood and VCU 73-17 and 55-17. He said the schedule gets tougher, but the team is showing depth and seems to have their act together. He also let me know that the Madison Rugby website has been updated and has listed all practices, games and tournaments. The team is even filming games and putting them on YouTube, complete with instant replays. I put links to the two current games below - there is film of a few great hits. One really funny thing Holmes pointed out - Slutty Matt only made one kick, and they just kept using the same footage after every try. When the team switched sides, they just flipped the image, so it looks like he is kicking left footed. Idiots.
Links to Game Videos:
Longwood, pt. 1
Longwood, pt. 2
Longwood, pt. 3
VCU, pt. 1
VCU, pt. 2
VCU, pt. 3
VCU, pt. 4
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